Random Joke of the Day

A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for
a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited
hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was
called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear
that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and that
he would have to return the next day.

"What for!" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a
tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud, "Twenty dollars for
contempt of court! That's why!" As the young man reached for his
wallet, the judge relented, "That's all right. You don't have to pay
now." The young man replied, "I know. I'm just checking to see if I
have enough for two more words."