Kenny's Cafe Corner
Monday, July 31, 2006
I studied 4 years in TAR College so I'm familiar with the locations mentioned in this news report.
On one occasion, a friend mentioned seeing young gangsters with knives, machetes/parangs etc. in the area.
On another, a friend fought off a robbery. He was attacked by a gang of youths. When he made a police report he discovered that several reports have already been made regarding similar incidences.
Why was the police (the police station is just a stone's throw away from the incident's location) not effective in controlling such gangs? Assuming the police did anything about the reports...
Now somebody has died.
Let's pray for this student's soul and the safety of all the college students in the future.
Pray pray for the lives lost... :-(
Pilgrimages can be really dangerous because of the crowdy conditions.
Every year hundreds of Muslims die doing the Haj in Mecca. Now Catholics die when they crowd a bus or ferry jetty.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
I cribbed this from this humor blog.
Here it is guys, stop searching for MySpace layouts for a few minutes and memorize it.
Simple Duties
You make sure there’s plenty of gas in the car ( +1)
You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station (-2)
You take out the recyclables and stack them neatly by the curb (+1)
You take out the recyclables at 4:30 am just as the truck pulls away (-1)
You load the dishwasher whenever you dirty a dish (+1)
You leave dishes in the sink (-1)
You leave them under the bed (-5)
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it’s empty (0)
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle with your cheeks apart to the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
But return with beer instead (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it’s nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it’s something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It’s her father … or her pet (-10)
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy named Joe (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (or looks like it) (-8)
When mingling, you hold your mate’s hand and gaze at her lovingly (+1)
When mingling, you introduce her as “the old’ ball and chain” and pat her on the rump (-5)
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, “Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you” (+1)
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she’s attractive, you say, “Yeah, but don’t worry, she’s lousy in bed” (-6)
That woman is her sister (-90)
You have one drink, and that’s it (0)
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle (-2)
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted (-18)
Things Of A Disgusting Nature
You unclog a stopped-up toilet (+6)
You clean up cat, dog or human vomit (+7)
You get rid of a dead rodent (+8)
You remove the collie from the thresher (+12)
You take her mother to see Cats (+16)
Hot Red Toyota
Hot Red Toyota
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Nice convertible. Not so practical in Malaysian climate though.
The redness(or flashiness) of a car is inversely proportional to the owner's dick size.
*grin*
So the redder it is...
KIA
KIA
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
I don't care much for KIA cars. I think they suck. But hey, at least the model don't suck...or maybe she should...erm...nevermind!
Land Rover?
Land Rover?
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
I forgot what automobile this is...but ain't the chicks cute?!
:)
Toyota Concept Car
Toyota Concept Car
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Another stupid convertible. Toyotas are quality automobiles though. After all, they marketed the first hybrid cars. (Prius)
Volvo convertible
Volvo convertible
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Convertibles again??!! Okay, Volvos are great and it's good to see them making sexier cars...still boxy...but sexy boxy.
Ford Focus ST
Please Don't Eat Us!
PleaseDontEatus
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Peeking at them through the cage.
Ain't Rooney cute! He has a Batman mask of a face...(or Zorro...whatever!)
Cornered
Sniff Sniff!
SniffSniff
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
I think piggies have bad eyesight so they tend to sniff the air whenever I'm near.
Too bad for them when I fart! :p
My What Big Eyes You Have!
WhatBigEyes
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
I bought a brand new cage for my guinea piggies! This one's Italian made and a little costlier but it's a quality cage.
Here Wayne and Rooney is checking out their new pad!
Wayne Hiding
WayneHiding
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Usually Rooney the smaller piggy would hide under the papers and kick the bigger Wayne out. This is a pic of Wayne hiding under the paper while I have Rooney out of the cage.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
My dance studio owner, Florence called me a 'paper tiger'. That's the literal translation for a chinese term which means someone who seems confident and vigorous like a tiger but in reality has no bite. In other words, she said that I don't seem shy in the company of people but when it comes to expressing my true feelings to someone I love (a woman), I am speechless and timid.
I agree.
Maybe it's the fear of rejection and losing a friendship or making things awkward afterwards, but when it comes to opening up my heart's content I just don't know how to approach or am too hesitant to show it.
Not that it matters right now.
Now I see how flirtatious she can be with other men. Now I feel very stupid to think that there's something there between us. Now I realise I'm just another person who is fun to hang around with. A chum.
All my hopes and wishful thinking evaporates.
Ouch! I think that's my heart again...
This is a gamble of a some sort, you put your heart out on the betting table and hope for reciprocation. Many times your heart gets stomped on so you pick it up from the floor, blow off the dust and try again.
Why do I keep gambling? Because the pay-off is so greatly wonderful! One of these days I'm gonna hit it big. I can't lose forever...:) It's against the laws of probability!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
1. How Can Having Pets Improve Your Health
2. The Health Benefits of Dancing
3. The Ten Dumbest Mistakes People Make with Their Money
This clip shows action from the Star Wars Next Gen game. I'm sad to see game developers encouraging cruelty...It seemed like the Jedi (perhaps dark?) in this clip is being overly sadistic and I feel sorry for all the poor stormtroopers being thrown about like ragdolls.
As much as I enjoyed the Jedi Knight series of games, it seems to me that newer games tend to make the Jedi too god-like powerful...Which, oddly enough, is making the gameplay less fun.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Socrates
Friday, July 21, 2006
Greatness is a spiritual condition worthy to excite love, interest, and admiration. - Matthew Arnold
All the chicks love Darren Hayes/Savage Garden's brand of soppy yecchy love songs...so do I! haha...guilty pleasures i guess.
Anyway, I've always thought he's gay...what some would call a 'girly man'. Now he has publicly admitted it and married his boyfriend.
Go read his blog!
PS. I'm going to a gay bar tonight...will be wearing extra underpants!
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Pretty self-explanatory title...I'm sure almost everyone owns a digital camera these days and suddenly everyone's a wannabe-model!
So here are some tips for ya...One of them rather weird....grabbing your genitals?! Sounds more like something 'Wacko' Jacko would do!
Friday, July 14, 2006
Women, wanna know what you do that turns us men on? Read this list! I personally find them to be true.
Eg. You are sexy when you put on lip gloss! Just try not to do it in a car when a guy is driving you...that is SO dangerous!
:p
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Saw this jacket in Midvalley Megamall and suddenly my geek genes were activated! I...WANT...THIS...
Unfortunately (or fortunately), this jacket costs an arm and a leg...no way i could afford it!
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Set, Ready, Go!
Set, Ready, Go!
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
These are photos from a camping trip to Sungai Lepor waterfall in Hulu Langat last weekend (1st and 2nd July).
We gathered in Cheras around 9AM and started the hike about an hour later.
Camped overnight at the foot of the waterfalls and played like kids!
After having parked our cars and doing some warm up stretching (such as pulling up of shorts)....we pose for a photo before our hike into the jungle.
Desmond & Kenny
Desmond & Kenny
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Desmond is taller than average and yours truly is vertically challenged. Between the two of us, I think is a difference of at least half a metre.
Splish Splash
Wet Wet Wet
Wet Wet Wet
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Now that we're all drenched...let's pose for the camera!
Master of the Pond!
Master of the Pond!
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Fish is nibbling at my feet and the water is freezing my balls off literally.
Waterfall Abseiling
'Dive' into the Waters
'Dive' into the Waters
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Me doing my best Flying Monkey impression.
The water wasn't that deep....soon my bum hit bottom!
Posing Before the Sg. Lepor Waterfall
Posing Before the Sg. Lepor Waterfall
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
This is definitely my favorite photo of them all!
Flower Among the Thorns?
Flower Among the Thorns?
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Yeah...I know that last sentence doesn't make sense....but right after this photo was taken, that someone turned around and said it to me.
Actually, I didn't realise I was the only guy in the photo until afterwards.
Some called me 'Wai Siu Po'....after the chinese eunuch with seven wives!
White Flower (don't ask me what species!!)
White Flower (don't ask me what species!!)
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Apparently Tang took lots of such close up photos while on our hike up to the waterfall. She's an experienced hiker so she could still stop and catch up with the rest of us.
Ginger Flowers
Ginger Flowers
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
These flowers are huge almost acorn -like. The roots are actually ginger.
We Are! We Are! We Are! The Engineers!
We Are! We Are! We Are! The Engineers!
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
We Can! We Can! We Can! Demolish forty beers!
Just Desmond and I monkeying around while waiting for dinner to be served.
Sungai Lepor waterfall
Sungai Lepor waterfall
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
This is the bottom of the waterfall where we leap off the edge after abseiling down from the top.
My 'Junior'
My 'Junior'
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Turns out our guide Brandon's girlfriend (wife?) graduated from the same university I went to in Canada! (McMaster University)
We both commented, "what a small world!"
Downstream Sg. Lepor
Downstream Sg. Lepor
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
A view downstream from the waterfall towards our campsite.
Hike Down
Hike Down
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Our hike down hill was half-the time we took to get to the waterfall uphill. Here I'm using a walking stick because I slipped on the mud and fell on my face before!
Ate soil....yuck!
Hot Springs
Hot Springs
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
After the quick trek down at the end of our camping trip our guides, 'Ah Thong' and Brandon, recommended dipping our feet at a hot springs pond. Supposedly good for your skin and leech bites we collected from our hike through the jungle.
The water was so hot we only managed to wet our feet...slightly...If you look carefully, our soles were red! Ouch!
Friday, July 07, 2006
Kenny & Connie
Kenny & Connie
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
Getting ready for the trek home....a tad bit reluctant though.
Smile!
Posing On a Wooden Wheel
Posing On a Wooden Wheel
Originally uploaded by Kenny Fong.
This is right before we got into our cars and headed back for home.
